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randomosityofaweirdophile:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

The one in the back though

randomosityofaweirdophile:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

The one in the back though

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elenamorelli:

{ a night with no moon }

elenamorelli:

{ a night with no moon }

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ME

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slayboybunny:

date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

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demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

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Don’t worry buddy, I’m not gonna let anything happen to you.

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absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

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asker

Anonymous asked: I always hear you're wifey material from everyone... EXPLAIN?!?! ;)

you should probably ask them then lol I never said I was wifey material. But here this is what I’m like you tell me why:

I’m the kind of girlfriend that is always there for you. I will kidnap you at 3 am to goto ihop and some adventure with no destination. Get the door for you. Most recently it was said because I was cooking for my friend in an apron and heels the other night like a dweeb. I will wake you up with breakfast. I will dance around the kitchen with you. I will watch cartoons with you or horror movies. I always have a hand you can hold. I love to cuddle. I can bake. I love animals and kids. I will care for you when you’re sick. If you have friends over I will make sure the chips and dip stay full and no one goes without a drink in their hand. I will watch football/soccer/baseball/etc with you and if USWNT is playing I will drive to go see them. I love road trips. I will take a map and a dart, we will drive wherever the dart lands. I am always smiling and try to always make others smile. I will not goto sleep if I haven’t made somebody smile/laugh that day. I’m ambitious. I’m determined. I’m corny and sappy. You will get flowers randomly. You will get poems written for you. You will get my love and attention. I’m the kind of girl that will clean up singing awesome songs and sliding around in socks. I love to volunteer and help others. When you’re on your period I will cook or bake what ever cravings you may have for you no matter what time it is. I will watch any movie with you 50 times in a row and I will learn your favorite songs and sing them with you over and over again. I will fight for us and you always. I will get to know your family and I will try to form a bond with them too. I will tell the worst jokes and pick up lines and find them HILARIOUS. I can stay at home cuddled up all day or playing board games and be happy or we can go sky diving and horse back riding and I’d be happy. My personality goes from loner to social butterfly, from city slicker to redneck, quiet to loud, etc. I’m easy to get along with.

So you tell me, am I wifey material?

I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned. — (via siameasy)

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